Chloe was already typing furiously.
"What are you doing?"
"Important journalism."
A moment later she held up her phone proudly.
OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
💙 BABY PUMPKIN IS A BOY 💙
Cambridge's favourite future journalist has officially been revealed as Team Blue.
Mother and son are both healthy and doing wonderfully.
Expected arrival in approximately four months.
Elephant emojis immediately appreciated.
Within seconds reactions flooded in.
💙💙💙
🐘🐘🐘
🎉🎉🎉
Someone commented:
"Protect Baby Pumpkin at all costs."
Another:
"Cambridge already has a new mascot."
Another:
"Future editor-in-chief incoming."
Oliver looked horrified.
"We accidentally made him famous."
Sam looked proud.
"Our son has followers already."
"Our son?" Alankrita asked.
"Our collective academic responsibility."